@jus4golf: No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones.
@ThaJawn: *arrives at funeral
*whispers to widow
Where should I park my food truck?
@divatulips: Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't.
@kendrawcandraw: Is the person naming these colors of yarn okay
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
@dhumann: Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead.