@jus4golf: No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones.
@AimeeHelene1: Him: If you're waiting for me to apologize...
Me: No...no...I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.
@wesjohnson8: I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"
@krissywillbretz: A good way to get kicked out of church is to shout "HOLE!" after every chorus of "Glory, Glory, Glory".
@dance_blessed: Do one person every day that scares you.