@dru0887: No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life.
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@JaneEJuanita: A Spanish friend working in UK happily for years reply to taunts re being kicked out: "Well, I can choose 27 other countries; you can't"
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@thestlouisan: Wife just said "burgs" instead of "burgers" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved.
@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.