@iGreenMonk: No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee.
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@ohpeetie: 10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
@LeahsLounge: If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions.
@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.