@iGreenMonk: No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee.
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@Joydas: Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants
@TheThomason: Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
@RocketRankoon: [5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine