@theabstractass: No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.
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@Gooooats: I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core.
@JediGigi: My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose.
@dumbbeezie: If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars
@ibid78: My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?