@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
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@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb
@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
@jonnysun: *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this "GROWL" hmm "SHOUT" hmmm "YELL" hmmmmm "HOLLER" oh its a thesaurus