@DVSblast: NO MATTER HOW MANY ALIENS BIT SCULLY SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS LIKE "NO THESE ARE SCIENCE BITES". KINDA GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
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@JohnLyonTweets: I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.
@TheBigBatman: During childbirth the pain is so great that a woman almost knows what it's like for a man to have the flu.
@KoKeniSasquatch: I like dogs, but it's like having a permanent baby. A cat is like having a permanent teenager.