@DanKCharnley: No matter what meal it is, always say you had "brunch" so people know how much better than them you are.
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@elle91: How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
@NamestartswithZ: [Listening to Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' while warm, unashamed, standing fully clothed on the ceiling] I can't relate to this
@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher