@jeannerbeaner: "No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
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@LuvPug: If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops
@Robert_Beau: I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today.
@CuppleOthoughts: Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes
@SortaSarcastic: What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...