@jeannerbeaner: "No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
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@WilliamAder: As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
@stevetweeters: Oops. Everyone brought their "see you next year"s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture.