@LetGoBeFreeDoU: No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh....
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@generaldietz: Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.