@LetGoBeFreeDoU: No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh....
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@yerpalmildsauce: Me: If that baby won't stop crying I'm walking out & going to another restaurant. Gf: You used to do that too. Me: that was months ago.
@samalmightysam: • You're born. • You grow up. • You believe in Santa. • You stop believing in Santa. • You look like Santa. • You are Santa. • You die.
@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing