@mdob11: 'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth.
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up.
@Tmoney68: Autocorrect changed "stranger" to "strangler" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that.
@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.