@famouscrab: "NO NO NO NO" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rockymomax: [wakes up next to perfectly crocheted sweater with knitting needles in hands] Oh dear god not again
@itsWillyFerrell: Operator: "9-1-1 please hold..." Me: "Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second." Murderer: "K."
@Be___Dope: :office birthday party: CW: Would you like to sign the card? Me: Nah, just here for the cake. Karen will understand. CW: His name is Joe.
@AbbieEvansXO: Dark Lord: come join the dark side Me: I would never Dark Lord: the good side makes everyone go around in a circle and say something about themselves Me: I’m joining the dark side