@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
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@NathanBgood: They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer.
@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson