@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
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@Contwixt: If, by chance, I ever overthrow a government in an English speaking country, my first act as new leader will be to un-silence the p in coup.
@brendohare: Enough is enough. It is time for Sea World to step up and finally do something about the horrible whale who splashes everyone
@gobmentcheese: I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.