@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
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@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you
@JermHimselfish: Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day.
@jordan_stratton: I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt.