@ShittyComedian: No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight.
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@MelKassel: DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*
@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.