@SuchaDumbWorld: No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us.
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@AndyAsAdjective: Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor.
@charliedelta7: 7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
@QwertyJones3: "Dog Detective, how can I help you?" MY PERSON THREW THE BALL AND I CAN'T FIND IT "Did you check his hand?" NO HE THREW IT ALR... oh wait