@SuchaDumbWorld: No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us.
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@Reverend_Scott: It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,
@i_theindian: Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot
@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty