@SuchaDumbWorld: No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us.
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@iamspacegirl: MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
@Reverend_Scott: Robin: "Please?" Batman: "No." "It's prom!" "You can't drive the Batmobile!" Alfred: "Can I? It's Bingo night." Batman: *tosses keys*
@mommywhitfield: "Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree," is a thing I literally just said.