@SuchaDumbWorld: No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us.
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@WheelTod: If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen
@NicCageMatch: A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm.
@InternetHippo: The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world.