@MableGertrude: No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9.
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@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.
@AllyBallyBeal: Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim