@OhNoSheTwitnt: I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other.
@pakalupapito: whatever floats ur goat
@zzoker: Mathematics is the only place you can buy 60 watermelons and no one questions you
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.
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