@CapoeiraPanda: No one girl should have all that power. 😂
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@LOUD_Thoughts_: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
@themiltron: [working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met.
@pixelatedboat: Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.