@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.
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@trojansauce: [fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear
@thesulk: "All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."
@Shock_Monster: I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots.