@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.
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@fricken_jess: Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably.
@paul_lander: Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
@Mikecanrant: T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys.
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.