@Parkerlawyer: No one has ever said, "You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."
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@Shanomenonandon: WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats
@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here
@UncleDuke1969: She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf.