@Parkerlawyer: No one has ever said, "You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."
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@sucittaM: Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
@matt___nelson: [Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*
@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.