@MiahSaint: no one likes gloating
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@SnizzleFrizzle: My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark.
@POTerritory: Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
@LostLettermen: In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH.