@BlindChow: No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries
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@lynyrdsbackyard: I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
@MarfSalvador: me: push! wife: [in labor] I AM me: push harder!! wife: I CAN'T me: oh my bad [opens door to delivery room] it says pull
@Book_Krazy: [Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes