@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
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@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.
@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.