@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
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@panmidwest: MOM: turn the volume down on your headphones or you'll go deaf! ME: that is sound advice
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
@TheBoydP: The old saying about pissed off waiters applies to everyone really. I’m fairly certain the guy at Home Depot just spit on my mulch.