@squirrel74wkgn: No one talks to you on the bus when you're shaking a box of Milk Duds that your head phones are plugged into.
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@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@RandiLawson: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi
@SuperJuanderer: When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.