@DothTheDoth: No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact.
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@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States
@valentinebaby82: Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well
@TheAlexNevil: Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about.
@ashmensch: It's the remix to ignition, I'm a terrible magician, I cut your grandma in half, And now my rabbit is missing.