@DothTheDoth: No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact.
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@TheBeerGuy73: Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you.
@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@perfect_boxx: I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects.