@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.
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@KurtBusiek: I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940.
@clairecdowns: Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!