@bourgeoisalien: No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you.
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@femaleproblems: If this isn't me
@FatBottomGirl1: Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
@Jason_Horton: "I'm a very private person" - people who are on back to back reality shows
@timdonakowski: I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!
@li4mst3w4rt: my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook...
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