@Tups13: No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo.
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@ericsshadow: *orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*
@paulablu22: A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
@hippieswordfish: *COPS* cop: there he is! get him! 'you'll never catch me! i'm translucent-man!' *goes translucent* cop: we can still kinda see you