@3sunzzz: No thank you, gym membership. The only thing worse than riding a bike is riding a bike that goes nowhere.
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@daddydoubts: My 2yo was running an ice cream parlor out of his bedroom. I ordered chocolate but he insisted I get strawberry. After I paid he snatched the ice cream back and then ate it, not once breaking eye contact. He’s going to be a terrible business owner. But an incredible mob boss.