@squirrel74wkgn: No thank you, shower sex. I'll just step out of the shower and injure myself the old fashioned way.
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@bingowings14: Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening.
@ericsshadow: I dont have a "college fund" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls
@Muath_tu: I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold.
@PeachyPixel8: I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS