@Love_bug1016: No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone.
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@JPHaddadio: Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?
@Donnie_Fairburn: [trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend
@Marlebean: "Cute shoes! What material is that? Can I feel them?" - I say, reaching under the bathroom stall
@_davidlucas_: People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.