@CulturedRuffian: No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family.
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@Home_Halfway: Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now.
@jonnysun: OBITUARY WRITER: so how would u describe urself ME: oh, very literaly. i guess u could say im... [lowering sunglases] lowering sunglases