@AbbyHasIssues: No, thanks. Five hours of energy sounds terrifying.
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@ibid78: You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by.
@SteveSuckington: [100 year old man on job interview] "Do you have any references?" Sure, hold on. *pulls out Ouija board*
@Smooheed: Bad hair day 429: I no longer look as though I've been electrocuted, but the birds, so, so many birds
@ComedicBust: Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy.