@AbbyHasIssues: No, thanks. Five hours of energy sounds terrifying.
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@BCMontgo: [concert venue] Manager: Start the fog machine! Me: *gulps* Fog? *hundreds of frogs start falling on crowd
@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."