@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.
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@mydmac: (At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before.
@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
@ohen39: me: *crying* I think I have lost my perception of time doctor: when did it start? me: [reaching for tissue] 6000 years ago