@JaymayAllDay: "No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks." - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden
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@DreamExplosive: Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens.
@nice_mustard: "lassie i don't see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure-" timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood...
@Playing_Dad: Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho
@TheMichaelRock: Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone.