@tsm560: No thanks, I only date women who aren’t into me.
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@Brampersandon_: [2 friends fighting at Denny's] Chicken: *gritting teeth* I'll have the bacon Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I'll be having the EGGS!
@tastefactory: *tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*
@NOTVIKING: date: what should we do now? we have some time to kill me: [visibly worried] w-who would we even kill