@tsm560: No thanks, I only date women who aren’t into me.
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@JoParkerBear: Ask yourself this: will it matter a year from now? If the answer is yes, I am sorry. You were supposed to say no.
@truegritrumble: DATE: Let’s go to your place. ME: We'll take my car *pulls out Hot Wheels car* DATE: ... ME: Just kidding. DATE: Oh, thank God. ME: I don’t have a place. I'm homeless.