@errdayhustlah: No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.
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@Angibangie: *Person in front of me using 73 coupons* Customers behind me: huffing and puffing Me: [eyes glued to screen] That one was for $2! Yahhhhss
@joejwest: MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit
@Parentpains: Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too.