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@theDanLawler: No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth.

Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.

No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth.

Come back when you’re less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.

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