@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.
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@SaxMouse: When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends
@SocialExtortion: fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river
@JesseWeller: You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit.
@TheRolo: *Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!