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@Book_Krazy: No thanks, toilets that flush.
@FeralCrone: *tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*
@KimmyMonte: I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest.
@1Happytwit: They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug.
@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
@weinerdog4life: Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond