@Ygrene: No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark
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@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
@JessObsess: Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me.
@trentistweeting: "Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think "diver city day" could be fun too