@CulturedRuffian: "No way." -Jose
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@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.
@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.
@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.