@DannyZuker: "No woman, no cry." - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend.
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@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
@MolotovJohnny: Why does it jump from 2% milk all the way to whole milk? Maybe I just want 47% milk...
@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.