@DannyZuker: "No woman, no cry." - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend.
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@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.
@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.