@_Water_Baby: No YOU are a drama queen said the fainting goat to the opossum.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket. Novice dad reaction: "You ruined your pants." Veteran dad: "Thank God. I thought it was poop."
@upsidedowntrash: [Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
@RandomlyMJ: Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer.
@MelvinofYork: My daughter gets all bossy when we’re playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she’s at school I play with them the way I want.