@Cool_Jesse: NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
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@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.
@joshbupkes: that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again
@Underchilde: “I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, but...” —People who are found buried in the woods