@Cool_Jesse: NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
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@omerwahaj: Cop (catches me with a bag of marijuana, a dead duck and a dead crow): Sir, what were you doing? Me: Killing two birds while being stoned.
@ArfMeasures: TORTURER: I'm gonna water-board you ME: Haha sure, bet you haven't even got enough water TORTURER: *takes Tupperware out of the dishwasher* ME: Shit
@UncleDuke1969: Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.