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@shkeeber: "No, you hang up"
No, you hang up.
"No, you hang up"
No, you hang up.
"No you hang up"

*slams phone*

Why do I keep calling that parrot?!

“No, you hang up”
No, you hang up.
“No, you hang up”
No, you hang up.
“No you hang up”

*slams phone*

Why do I keep calling that parrot?!

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