@shayf_: No YOU sober up, lamp.
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@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
@PetrickSara: "You saw nothing." -me, to the neighbor kids about the toy I just shoved in the trash
@SuburbanSleuth: Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life.