@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.
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@Cait_Plus_Eight: Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.
@1followernodad: If I had gone to Rydell High, I would have walked right up to Rizzo and asked, "Rizzo? Is that short for Chorizzo?"
@Parentpains: In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.