@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.
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@Duke1173: You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworkers: Zack, you should come to a hookah bar with us! Me: Why? Who's celebrating their 12th birthday?