@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs
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@DothTheDoth: I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.
@NikiWithIssues: I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.
@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.