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@stopbylater: I always have an elaborate flow chart on hand in case people ask me "What's the worst that can happen?"
@platinum2000: [Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone
@TheBlessMess: Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.
@liv_thatsme: I was gonna go to a New Year's Eve party, but the invite said "bring your significant other," & I don't feel like unhooking my TV.