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@NoTheOtherJohn: "NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"
k
"NOT "K" THIS IS IMPORTANT"
Sorry
"THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"
Even fish?
*THUNDER*
"NO NOT FISH

“NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK”
k
“NOT “K” THIS IS IMPORTANT”
Sorry
“THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT”
Even fish?
*THUNDER*
“NO NOT FISH

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